Noel Edmond's World of Crinkley Bottom, better known to many people as Blobbyland, was a theme park inspired by the presenter's hit TV show Noel's House Party and its most famous character. The attraction opened amid much fanfare at Happy Mount Park in Morecambe, Lancashire, in 1994. But after failing to attract enough visitors, it closed just 13 weeks later.placeholder image
Noel Edmond's World of Crinkley Bottom, better known to many people as Blobbyland, was a theme park inspired by the presenter's hit TV show Noel's House Party and its most famous character. The attraction opened amid much fanfare at Happy Mount Park in Morecambe, Lancashire, in 1994. But after failing to attract enough visitors, it closed just 13 weeks later. | Submitted

6 short-lived UK visitor attractions, including 90s theme park that lasted just 13 weeks

They promised so much but ultimately failed to deliver.

These are some of the UK’s shortest-lived visitor attractions, including museums, a theme park and a man-made hill.

Some lasted just weeks, and others mere months, despite costing up to £15 million to build.

They have since been flattened or converted to give them a new lease of life.

One was branded a ‘monstrosity’, another boasted a paltry 1.3-star average rating on Tripadvisor, and they all failed to capture the public imagination in the way their creators envisaged.

Did you experience any of these visitor attractions during their short lifespans? What is the most disappointing tourist destination you’ve ever visited?

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