Are these the worst dad jokes ever?
Ahead of Fathers' Day, credit card company MBNA has compiled a list of these dad jokes. Are they the worst ever?!
1. Child: I'm hungry '¨
Dad: Nice to meet you Hungry, I'm Dad
2. Child: I feel like an ice cream '¨
Dad: You don't look like one!
3. Child: Dad, make me a sandwich!
'¨Dad: (waves hands) Abracadabra, you're a sandwich!
4. Child: Did you get a haircut? '¨
Dad: No, I got them all cut
5.Child: What's the time?'¨
Dad: (looks at wrist) Time you got a watch'¨
6. Dad: How old are you now, eight?'¨
Child: No, higher!
Dad: (puts on high pitched voice) Eight!
7. Child: Dad, do you know what?'¨
Dad: No, but I know his brother, Who
8. Child: What was the movie about?'¨
Dad: About an hour and a half.'¨
9. Child: Are you alright?
Dad: No, I'm half left'¨
10. Child: Have you seen my phone? '¨
Dad: Yes, loads of times